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Looters Break Into Gulf View Square Flea Market; Find Nothing to Take

June 4, 2020 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – On Sunday night, a mob of looters broke into Gulf View Square Flea Market, but left empty-handed. Although the looters had […]

Gulf View Square Flea Market Reports No Change in Business Despite Quarantine Closure

May 24, 2020 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL An internal audit of Port Richey’s Gulf View Square Flea Market’s sales figures reveals that its quarantine closure had no effect on […]

All of Gulf View’s Problems Instantly Vanish After Kicking Out ‘Pokemon Go’ Players

May 23, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – After security guards at Gulf View Square Flea Market forcibly removed a ‘vicious mob’ of Pokemon Go players on Monday, all […]

Gulf View Square Flea Market Beefs up Security for Highly-Prized Plastic Cows

May 7, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – Thinking of swiping one of Gulf View’s plastic cows? You’ll be dead meat when these guards are done with you. In […]

Gulf View Ownership Fails to Patch Up Pervasive Leak in Reputation

April 25, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – Is ownership to blame? Despite their best efforts, owners of Gulf View Square Flea Market have failed to patch up the […]

Gulf View Square Flea Market Hits Record-High Customer Count Due to Fire Department Visit

April 19, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – Some smelled gas; Others smelled cash. Gulf View Square Flea Market management was elated to learn that their Wednesday morning gas […]

In Effort to Improve Atmosphere, Gulf View Square Flea Market Now Letting Pets Defecate on Floors

April 13, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL While most detest doggy dung as something disgusting to dodge, the owners of Gulf View Square Flea Market discern dollar signs in […]

Our Response to Namdar & Gulf View’s Cease and Desist

March 18, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

On February 6, we received a cease and desist letter from Namdar Realty Group LLC and Gulf View Realty LLC demanding us to delete a […]

Namdar Realty & Gulf View Square’s Cease and Desist Letter

February 22, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

Dear Pasco Pelican Readers, On February 6, 2019, the Pasco Pelican received the following in regards to our recent Gulf View article: We have consulted […]