HUDSON, FL –
On Monday, lifetime Hudson resident Tyler Basowski, strategically added Hudson’s beloved “Miss Brenda” tank from Veterans Memorial Park to his Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan.
Ever since watching the award-winning film ‘I Am Legend’, Basowski has been dutifully drafting his own Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan. Although he wouldn’t allow us to see his drafted plan, he told us that it includes “several items and places of considerable significance” in Hudson, that would give him “a sure upper-hand” in the case of a zombie apocalypse.
But what exactly gave Tyler the idea to add the Veterans Memorial Park tank to his plan? Basowski said after careful consideration, it “just made sense” to add the former U.S. Army Tank (M60A3) to his hypothetical survival scenario.
“I ran the numbers, and after a lot of research I concluded that one would be significantly better off facing a horde of flesh-eating zombies with this tank, than without it. That’s why it’s now included in my list.”
When asked about how he would be able to successfully operate a tank that’s been latent for decades, Tyler simply smirked and stated, “no comment.”
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