Al Gore Credits Florida Not Being Underwater to Dade City Snow Park
DADE CITY, FL – Florida’s first-and-only snow park opened in Dade City on Friday, ushering in an an avalanche of accolades from environmental activists, including […]
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Officials to Begin Slowly, Painfully Dissolving Port Richey with Acidic Chemtrails
PORT RICHEY, FL – Pasco lawmakers have approved a measure to officially begin dissolving the City of Port Richey via highly-acidic aerial dousings. The action, […]
Bracing for Dorian, Floridians Panic as Publix Announces Stores ‘Completely Out’ of Pub Subs
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – What started off as slight fear of a foreboding Hurricane has evolved into sheer panic for Floridians as Publix announced […]
Lakeside Woodlands Converts Massive Depressions into Community Pools
HUDSON, FL – Who says depressions have to be depressing? Lakeside Woodlands residents are turning their sinkholes into swimming holes. After officials identified 36 depressions […]
Hudson Seagulls Getting Higher than Ever Due to Opioid Epidemic
HUDSON, FL – According to a new study published by Pasco Hernando State College, the majority of Hudson seagulls are addicted to opioids. Experts concluded […]
Sun Eclipsed by Slew of Port Richey Injury Law Billboards
PORT RICHEY, FL – On Monday, yet another injury law billboard was erected in Port Richey, creating a wall of billboards that entirely blocks out the sun’s rays at dusk.
Millions of Entitled Floridians Grateful for Heat for First Time Ever
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – As local temperatures rose back up to moderately warm levels this past week, millions of Floridians became grateful for the […]
Florida Teen Totally Understands Northern Winters After Slight Chill
DADE CITY, FL – On Monday, Florida teen Lizzy Fuller reported that she completely understands what Northerners experience in wintertime due to her having to put on a jacket during the recent chill. Temperatures in parts of Florida dropped to the 40s, leaving Florida natives like Fuller wondering if they would survive, and where they stored their jackets last winter.