Mike Fasano Steals Dinner Ham from Elderly Man at Church Food Bank
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – On Monday, cameras caught Pasco County Tax Collector Mike Fasano allegedly swiping an entire dinner ham right out of the […]
Politics
Mayor Jersey John Kovaleski Implements ‘Cash for Gold’ Standard for All Hudson Currency
In an unprecedented move, Hudson Mayor John Kovaleski, known as “Jersey John”, has implemented what he calls ‘The Cash for Gold’ standard for all US […]
Entire Mariano Family to Run for Office in 2018
First it was Jack, then it was Amber, and now it’s everyone else. On Thursday, undoubtedly truthful sources confirmed that all members of the Mariano […]
Mike Wells Selects Running Mate
On Wednesday, Pasco county commissioner Mike Wells Jr. announced that he will be running alongside a creepy looking bunny named Ronnie Darko in his re-election […]
Trump Appoints Ron Oakley as Ambassador to North Korea
President Donald Trump has appointed Pasco county commissioner Ron Oakley to be the next ambassador to North Korea. Amid growing tensions between the US and […]
Bilirakis ‘Eternally Grateful’ for Random Dude with Umbrella
On Monday, a good Samaritan rushed to Gus Bilirakis’ rescue after he got stuck in the rain. According to first-hand sources, after being brought under […]
Amanda Murphy Blames Loss on the Patriarchy
Former House District 36 representative Amanda Murphy has gone public with her theory as to why she lost re-election nearly a year ago – patriarchy, […]
Mike Fasano Proposes to Lifelong Invisible Girlfriend
On Tuesday, Pasco tax collector Mike Fasano popped the question to his nameless lifelong invisible girlfriend. After the proposal, Fasano tweeted a picture of himself […]
County Says Not Enough Pawn Shops on US-19; Mandates 1 Per 200 Feet
On Wednesday, Pasco County commissioners passed a resolution mandating 1 pawn shop per 200 feet along US-19. The commissioners said the decision was due to […]
George W. Bush Refuses to Sign Football After Gus Bilirakis Mistakes Him for Tim Tebow
On Friday, representative Gus Bilirakis happened to meet former president George W. Bush in Washington DC. However, he mistook the former president as Tim Tebow, […]