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Racially-Tolerant New Port Richey Man Selling Quality Tiki Torches

April 24, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – An anonymous New Port Richey resident has posted 8 tiki torches for sale in a Pasco County buy-and-sell Facebook group. […]

Millions of Tampa Bay Lightning Fans Materialize Out of Thin Air

April 19, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

TAMPA, FL – According to multiple sources, millions of Tampa Bay Lightning fans have appeared from out of nowhere in various locations throughout Tampa Bay […]

97X Announces Plans to Officially Stop Playing Any Semblance of Good Music

March 26, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 1

TAMPA, FL –

On Monday, popular Tampa Bay radio station, 97X, announced that it has officially decided to stop playing good music.

Influx of Snowbirds Causes Boom in Pasco Auto-Towing Industry

March 10, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

Auto towing industry leaders are praising the recent seasonal migration of snowbirds to Pasco county from up North.

100% Plant-Based Truck Spotted in Land O’ Lakes

February 13, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

LAND O’ LAKES, FL – A truck that appears to be made out of nothing but organic plant material was spotted on US-41 in Land […]

Millions of Entitled Floridians Grateful for Heat for First Time Ever

January 11, 2018 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – As local temperatures rose back up to moderately warm levels this past week, millions of Floridians became grateful for the […]

West Pasco Visitor Honestly Perplexed by Size of Little Road

December 22, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

HUDSON, FL –

Visitor Allen Rutfield became extremely confused on Wednesday after discovering the sheer size of Little Road in Pasco.

Florida Teen Totally Understands Northern Winters After Slight Chill

December 13, 2017 The Pasco Pelican 0

DADE CITY, FL – On Monday, Florida teen Lizzy Fuller reported that she completely understands what Northerners experience in wintertime due to her having to put on a jacket during the recent chill. Temperatures in parts of Florida dropped to the 40s, leaving Florida natives like Fuller wondering if they would survive, and where they stored their jackets last winter.