Gulf View Square Flea Market Beefs up Security for Highly-Prized Plastic Cows
PORT RICHEY, FL – Thinking of swiping one of Gulf View’s plastic cows? You’ll be dead meat when these guards are done with you. In […]
Crime
Third, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth Port Richey Mayor Arrested
PORT RICHEY, FL –
In a truly shocking turn of events, Pasco Sheriffs have arrested the eighth acting Mayor of Port Richey in less than 2 months.
Pasco Sheriff’s Office Unveils New Tank to Pulverize Homes of Unlicensed Medical Practitioners
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Practicing medicine without a license? Your civil liberties will definitely need a checkup after a fateful encounter with this tank. […]
Port Richey Mayor Dale Massad’s Presumption of Innocence Reported Missing After Recent Arrest
PORT RICHEY, FL – Private investigators announced on Friday that Dale Massad’s presumption of innocence has been missing ever since his arrest last month. Massad’s […]
Sheriff Nocco : Don’t Panic if You Hear Someone Shooting at, Breaking into Your Home at Night. It’s Probably Just Us.
Home invaders – friends or foes? Are you frightened by the sound of someone shooting at and breaking into your house in the middle of […]
New Port Richey PD Goes Green by Installing Juvie Center Directly Inside Gulf High
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – The New Port Richey Police Department has created a juvenile detention center directly inside of Gulf High School in an […]
New Port Richey Mother Arrested for Neglect After Enrolling Son in Ridgewood High School
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL –
Local police have arrested a local mother for neglect after she enrolled her son in Ridgewood High, even though he was zoned for River Ridge.
Pasco Residents Poop in Boxes to Combat Porch Pirates
PORT RICHEY, FL –
After news broke of yet another local Amazon package theft, tens of thousands of Pasco residents have decided to take matters into their own hands.
Mike Fasano Steals Dinner Ham from Elderly Man at Church Food Bank
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – On Monday, cameras caught Pasco County Tax Collector Mike Fasano allegedly swiping an entire dinner ham right out of the […]
Man’s Foot Completely Dissolves After Stepping Into Hudson Beach
HUDSON, FL – On Friday afternoon, Paul Cahill, who was visiting the area from out-of-state, decided to take a trip to Hudson Beach. However, due […]