All of Gulf View’s Problems Instantly Vanish After Kicking Out ‘Pokemon Go’ Players
PORT RICHEY, FL – After security guards at Gulf View Square Flea Market forcibly removed a ‘vicious mob’ of Pokemon Go players on Monday, all […]
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Gulf View Square Flea Market Beefs up Security for Highly-Prized Plastic Cows
PORT RICHEY, FL – Thinking of swiping one of Gulf View’s plastic cows? You’ll be dead meat when these guards are done with you. In […]
Gulf View Ownership Fails to Patch Up Pervasive Leak in Reputation
PORT RICHEY, FL – Is ownership to blame? Despite their best efforts, owners of Gulf View Square Flea Market have failed to patch up the […]
Gulf View Square Flea Market Hits Record-High Customer Count Due to Fire Department Visit
PORT RICHEY, FL – Some smelled gas; Others smelled cash. Gulf View Square Flea Market management was elated to learn that their Wednesday morning gas […]
In Effort to Improve Atmosphere, Gulf View Square Flea Market Now Letting Pets Defecate on Floors
PORT RICHEY, FL While most detest doggy dung as something disgusting to dodge, the owners of Gulf View Square Flea Market discern dollar signs in […]
Port Richey Mall Expecting Significant Boost After Changing Name to ‘Gulf View Square Flea Market’
PORT RICHEY, FL – On Friday, Namdar Realty Group announced that it has finally officially changed the name of its infamous Gulf View Square Mall […]
Live Asian Elephant Adds Authentic Touch to Port Richey Chinese Buffet
PORT RICHEY, FL –
A local Port Richey Chinese buffet has added a live Asian elephant to their staff.
Stop N’ Play Vicinity Obviously Best Location for Porn Billboards and Sex Shops
West Pasco property developers are in full agreement that the location within direct eyeshot of the Stop N’ Play parking lot in Port Richey is ‘the prime location’ for several sex-related businesses and advertisements.
4 Reasons the Hudson Publix Remodel is a False Flag
Walter the Woke has gathered a mountain of evidence that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Hudson Publix “remodel” is an inside job.
97X Announces Plans to Officially Stop Playing Any Semblance of Good Music
TAMPA, FL –
On Monday, popular Tampa Bay radio station, 97X, announced that it has officially decided to stop playing good music.