97X Announces Plans to Officially Stop Playing Any Semblance of Good Music
TAMPA, FL –
On Monday, popular Tampa Bay radio station, 97X, announced that it has officially decided to stop playing good music.
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Influx of Snowbirds Causes Boom in Pasco Auto-Towing Industry
Auto towing industry leaders are praising the recent seasonal migration of snowbirds to Pasco county from up North.
Sun Eclipsed by Slew of Port Richey Injury Law Billboards
PORT RICHEY, FL – On Monday, yet another injury law billboard was erected in Port Richey, creating a wall of billboards that entirely blocks out the sun’s rays at dusk.
100% Plant-Based Truck Spotted in Land O’ Lakes
LAND O’ LAKES, FL – A truck that appears to be made out of nothing but organic plant material was spotted on US-41 in Land […]
Odessa SuperTarget Self-Identifies as Open for Business
ODESSA, FL – Despite having been closed since 2016, the Odessa SuperTarget has just announced that it now self-identifies as being open for business.
Millions of Entitled Floridians Grateful for Heat for First Time Ever
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – As local temperatures rose back up to moderately warm levels this past week, millions of Floridians became grateful for the […]
West Pasco Visitor Honestly Perplexed by Size of Little Road
HUDSON, FL –
Visitor Allen Rutfield became extremely confused on Wednesday after discovering the sheer size of Little Road in Pasco.
Florida Teen Totally Understands Northern Winters After Slight Chill
DADE CITY, FL – On Monday, Florida teen Lizzy Fuller reported that she completely understands what Northerners experience in wintertime due to her having to put on a jacket during the recent chill. Temperatures in parts of Florida dropped to the 40s, leaving Florida natives like Fuller wondering if they would survive, and where they stored their jackets last winter.
Loud Thundering Sounds Caused by Hudson Man’s Flatulence
On Monday afternoon, Pasco Sheriff Chris Nocco confirmed that the loud, repetitive, thunderous sounds in Pasco and surrounding areas were caused by a Hudon man’s […]
Mayor Jersey John Kovaleski Implements ‘Cash for Gold’ Standard for All Hudson Currency
In an unprecedented move, Hudson Mayor John Kovaleski, known as “Jersey John”, has implemented what he calls ‘The Cash for Gold’ standard for all US […]