Photo Shows AOC Crying Over Empty Gulf View Square Flea Market Parking Lot
PORT RICHEY, FL – On Tuesday, Cameras caught US representative from New York, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, crying over an empty Gulf View Square Flea Market parking […]
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Pasco Residents Celebrate Independence Day by Desperately Trying to Find Decent Coffee
PORT RICHEY, FL – Thousands of Pasco citizens have begun Independence Day festivities by aimlessly driving around looking for decent food service establishments and coffee […]
Brian Corley Warns Against Getting Election Info from Non-Pasco Pelican Sources
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – In an exclusive interview on Wednesday, Pasco County Supervisor of Elections Brian Corley warned voters about getting faulty election information […]
Record-Breaking 67% of Gulf High Graduates Accepted into Florida State Penitentiary
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – After Friday’s graduation ceremony, hundreds of Gulf High School graduates began making their transitions from the school yard to the […]
All of Gulf View’s Problems Instantly Vanish After Kicking Out ‘Pokemon Go’ Players
PORT RICHEY, FL – After security guards at Gulf View Square Flea Market forcibly removed a ‘vicious mob’ of Pokemon Go players on Monday, all […]
Pasco Deputies Still Searching for Ruthless Demons that Made Well-To-Do Hudson Man Choke Pregnant Girlfriend
HUDSON, FL – Pasco Sheriff Chris Nocco confirmed that deputies are still on the lookout for the demons that forced a local Hudson man to […]
Gulf View Square Flea Market Beefs up Security for Highly-Prized Plastic Cows
PORT RICHEY, FL – Thinking of swiping one of Gulf View’s plastic cows? You’ll be dead meat when these guards are done with you. In […]
Gulf View Ownership Fails to Patch Up Pervasive Leak in Reputation
PORT RICHEY, FL – Is ownership to blame? Despite their best efforts, owners of Gulf View Square Flea Market have failed to patch up the […]
Gulf View Square Flea Market Hits Record-High Customer Count Due to Fire Department Visit
PORT RICHEY, FL – Some smelled gas; Others smelled cash. Gulf View Square Flea Market management was elated to learn that their Wednesday morning gas […]
In Effort to Improve Atmosphere, Gulf View Square Flea Market Now Letting Pets Defecate on Floors
PORT RICHEY, FL While most detest doggy dung as something disgusting to dodge, the owners of Gulf View Square Flea Market discern dollar signs in […]