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Legislators Disappointed to Learn Dissolving Port Richey Will Not Eliminate Inhabitants

October 23, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

PORT RICHEY, FL – Pasco county lawmakers were shocked to learn that dissolving the city of Port Richey will not also dissolve the people currently […]

Hudson Winn-Dixie Offering Free, Self-Serve Hepatitis-A Immunizations in Restrooms

September 26, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

HUDSON, FL – Winn-Dixie’s popularity is spreading wildly in the area due to a new, unique offering. The Hudson location is now offering free Hepatitis-A […]

Publix Asks People to Stop Planking on Floors After Multiple Injuries Reported

September 12, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Publix – where planking is a problem. On Wednesday, Publix posted a polite plea for prospective planksters to postpone their […]

Bracing for Dorian, Floridians Panic as Publix Announces Stores ‘Completely Out’ of Pub Subs

August 31, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – What started off as slight fear of a foreboding Hurricane has evolved into sheer panic for Floridians as Publix announced […]

Lakeside Woodlands Converts Massive Depressions into Community Pools

August 23, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

HUDSON, FL – Who says depressions have to be depressing? Lakeside Woodlands residents are turning their sinkholes into swimming holes. After officials identified 36 depressions […]

Pasco School Board to Decide Whether to Allow Biological Boys to Pee on Girls’ Toilet Seats

August 15, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – A slippery slope, or a trickle of tolerance? Pending Pasco school board legislation is taking aim at girls’ toilets. The […]

Pasco County Public Transportation Installs ‘Hood Hooks’ to Better Accomodate Moon Lake Riders

August 9, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

MOON LAKE, FL Looking for a convenient place hang your hood or stash your sash? Pasco County is making room for Moon Lakers on its […]

Hudson Seagulls Getting Higher than Ever Due to Opioid Epidemic

July 19, 2019 The Pasco Pelican 0

HUDSON, FL – According to a new study published by Pasco Hernando State College, the majority of Hudson seagulls are addicted to opioids. Experts concluded […]