Covid-19 Virus Kills Local Karen’s Need for Manager
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – The covid 19 pandemic has changed life as we know it, but perhaps for none more than the dreaded “Karen”, […]
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Pasco to Consider Adding Hand Soap to All Park Restrooms to Combat Coronavirus
PORT RICHEY, FL – Drastic times call for drastic measures. In order to protect against coronovirus, Pasco County public health officials are considering a proposal […]
Video of Port Richey Chinese Buffet’s Delicious Sun-Baked Chicken Recipe Goes Viral
PORT RICHEY, FL – A Port Richey Chinese Buffet is soaking in the attention after a video of their meticulous preparation of their infamous sun-baked […]
Ridge Road Extension Will Include Bridges to Preserve Native Moon Lake KKK Population
MOON LAKE, FL – After decades of debate, county officials and wildlife advocates are bridging divides. A monumental compromise includes plans to extend Ridge Road […]
Pasco County Raises Legal Meth Smoking Age to 21
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Pasco officials are clearing the smoke on the legal meth age in Pasco, making it higher than ever before. On […]
New Moon Lake Splash Pad to Feature 2 Sprinklers and Port-O-Potty
MOON LAKE, FL – A brand new splash pad playground is coming to the Moon Lake community. According to county documents, the Pasco Board of […]
Gulf High Students Protest Climate Change by Skipping Class, Smoking Pot
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Students at Gulf High School are taking the high ground on climate change. According to reports, decades of haphazard truancy […]
Pasco Students First in World to Dissect Hopes, Dreams of Future Success
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – Save a frog, dissect dreams. Students at Mitchell High School in New Port Richey have become the first students in […]
Pasco’s Elderly in Total Disarray after Bilirakis Butt-Dial
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – After Congressman Gus Bilirakis mistakenly butt-dialed all registered voters in Pasco on Tuesday, many elderly citizens reportedly were thrown into […]
Officials to Begin Slowly, Painfully Dissolving Port Richey with Acidic Chemtrails
PORT RICHEY, FL – Pasco lawmakers have approved a measure to officially begin dissolving the City of Port Richey via highly-acidic aerial dousings. The action, […]