Record-Breaking 67% of Gulf High Graduates Accepted into Florida State Penitentiary
NEW PORT RICHEY, FL – After Friday’s graduation ceremony, hundreds of Gulf High School graduates began making their transitions from the school yard to the […]
Month: May 2019
All of Gulf View’s Problems Instantly Vanish After Kicking Out ‘Pokemon Go’ Players
PORT RICHEY, FL – After security guards at Gulf View Square Flea Market forcibly removed a ‘vicious mob’ of Pokemon Go players on Monday, all […]
Pasco Deputies Still Searching for Ruthless Demons that Made Well-To-Do Hudson Man Choke Pregnant Girlfriend
HUDSON, FL – Pasco Sheriff Chris Nocco confirmed that deputies are still on the lookout for the demons that forced a local Hudson man to […]
Gulf View Square Flea Market Beefs up Security for Highly-Prized Plastic Cows
PORT RICHEY, FL – Thinking of swiping one of Gulf View’s plastic cows? You’ll be dead meat when these guards are done with you. In […]