Desperate New Port Richey Millennial Still Telling Herself She Will Leave Someday
Melissa Barnes, 23, of New Port Richey is still reassuring herself that one day she will up and leave town for good. From pipe dreams […]
Month: October 2017
Entire Mariano Family to Run for Office in 2018
First it was Jack, then it was Amber, and now it’s everyone else. On Thursday, undoubtedly truthful sources confirmed that all members of the Mariano […]
Mike Wells Selects Running Mate
On Wednesday, Pasco county commissioner Mike Wells Jr. announced that he will be running alongside a creepy looking bunny named Ronnie Darko in his re-election […]
Pasco Criminals Receive Generous Royalties for Live PD Appearances
You know the saying “crime doesn’t pay”? Well it turns out that, in Pasco county, it does. If you are a Pasco criminal, considering getting […]
Trump Appoints Ron Oakley as Ambassador to North Korea
President Donald Trump has appointed Pasco county commissioner Ron Oakley to be the next ambassador to North Korea. Amid growing tensions between the US and […]
Bilirakis ‘Eternally Grateful’ for Random Dude with Umbrella
On Monday, a good Samaritan rushed to Gus Bilirakis’ rescue after he got stuck in the rain. According to first-hand sources, after being brought under […]